here pico for something Random "bububu" talking noise starts, sounding much like a kid's edutainment game.)
Good morning, class!
Today I am going to teach you about apples, and bananas!
Apples are a red fruit.
They are very tasty.
Who here has eaten an apple?
TEACHER
(Pico raises his hand.)
That's great, Pico!
Has anyone here ever eaten a banana?
TEACHER
(Cassandra gets out of her seat and approaches the teacher.)
Enough of this crap!
I've been listening to goth music all my life...
It never said anything about apples!
The American education system is bullshit!
Rip the system!
End facism! [sic]
KEIN MEHRHEIT FÜR DIE MITLEID! (Note: this translates to "NO MAJORITY FOR PITY!" in German.)
BeRzErKeR!
CASSANDRA
(Cassandra shoots the teacher, but it gets censored by the following message:)
"Your computer is unable to process the immense amounts of blood flying around the screen at this time.
The genocide will be over in just a moment.
Thank you.
The remaining soundtrack is by HIVE...
I pray that he doesn't mind.
PICO'S SCHOOL"
(Pico tries opening the door to the class next door.)
Something from inside is blocking this door!
I'll have to try coming in from the hallway!
PICO
(Pico heads to the exit door.)
The exit is locked up during school hours!
It keeps kids from getting out.
They're just lucky Darnell never started a fire in here.
PICO
(Pico enters the second classroom.)
Without the gun
You sure are a nosey bastard, Pico.
Have you ever met Alucard?
You're always too busy being popular.
He has interesting telekinetic powers.
Observe!
CASSANDRA
(Alucard launches a dead body towards Pico, which throws him outside the room.)
What an asshole!
PICO
With the gun
You sure are a nosey bastard, Pico.
Have you ever met Alucard?
You're always too busy being popular.
He has interesting telekinetic powers.
Observe!
CASSANDRA
(After his health is depleted, Alucard cowers behind a pile of chairs and tables.)
Please leave me alone!
Here, take my school key. Now go away!
Stop harassing me!
I can sue you for harassment, ya know!
I have nothing more to say without my lawyer present.
ALUCARD
(The player has the option to shoot off the crude "shield" and kill Alucard.)
(After continuing down the hallway, Pico faces Cyclops.)
Hey Pico, it looks like Casandra has a crush on you! [sic]
Otherwise, you'd be dead right now!
It's a shame I don't share Casandra's sentiments. [sic]
Any last requests?
CYCLOPS
Please spare me!
Please spare me!
Without a survivor, the press won't have anyone to exploit!
I will go on TV, and help sensationalize this tragic event.
PICO
You may have a point. I will have to ask the others.
In the meantime, get the fuck out of my face!
CYCLOPS
(Cyclops shoots Pico.)
What an asshole!
PICO
Go eat dick.
Go eat dick, Cyclops.
No one is impressed by your teen angst.
I seem to remember you being a big Pearl Jam fan.
But then you were runnin' with the G-Squad for a while.
Now you're a punk. What the fuck? Pick a trend & stick with it.
PICO
At least I never liked that techno-shit you listen to.
Get outta my face, PRICK-O!
CYCLOPS
(Cyclops shoots Pico.)
What an asshole!
PICO
(Pico shoots the gun out of Cyclops' hands, disarming him.)
Fuck me with a 10 foot pole! I can't believe it!
Please, Pico! Don't kill me! I was just kidding around!
I was told to just scare you! I wasn't going to kill you!
Let me go and I'll never bother you again! I promise!
CYCLOPS
Run home to mommy.
Run home to your mommy, before I change my mind.
PICO
(Cyclops then runs away out of frame, never to be seen again.)
Say your prayers.
Say your prayers!
You're gonna be so full of lead, you'll have to use your dick as a pencil!
All I gotta do is pull this trigger right here!
PICO
(The player is forced to click the gun icon to proceed, ending Cyclops' time on Earth. Pico uses the key Alucard gave him to unlock the hallway gate, continuing on.)
(In the men's bathroom, Pico opens a stall door.)
Excuse me, will you please shut the door?!
Come 'on dick, shut the fucking door.
You like this? Watching me shit? Turns you on?
If you like it so much, why don't you have some!
God... You are one sick fuck.
I bet you liked that?
I bet you want more!
POOPING STUDENT
(The player can repeat this exchange until the message "YOU SURE LIKE SHIT" shows up at the bottom of the screen. They can also shoot and kill the student.)
(Once entering the women's restroom, the pitch-black area is brightened by a red glow before the room is filled with light again.)
This blade can turn your dick into a cocktail wiener.
Only a true ninja can master such a weapon.
I hope you are ready to die.
You will not be able to kill what you cannot see.
A true ninja can fight without his sense of sight.
Having night vision goggles helps, too.
HANZO
(The room goes dark again.)
(Light returns to the room as Hanzo's body lays still on the ground before his head falls off, with his goggles following suit.)
Oh god! The blood! The violence! The tension!
I don't want to live through another minute of this!
Please end my life, and spare me this anxiety!
NENE
(The choice is ultimately left to the player, as Pico can either shoot or spare Nene.)
(A huge fire has started in the middle of the teacher's lounge. After putting it out with a fire extinguisher, Pico tries opening the door.)
The door is locked!
I must need a teacher's key to get in.
I wonder if my dead teacher has one?
I better go check.
PICO
(After finding the key to the teacher's lounge with Hanzo's night vision goggles, Pico unlocks the door and heads to the final boss fight.)
Not bad, Prico.
You are already too late, however. The time of the punk rock/goth gestapo has come!
Wish you were part of it? You could have been a nonconformist just like the rest of us!
But no - you had to express your individuality in forms other than your clothing.
CASSANDRA
We are tired of people picking on us for the way we dress. Vengeance is ours!
PIERRE
Society sucks, but you don't have to kill your classmates to stand out.
Try making the music instead of just listening to it.
Better yet, make a crazy website that lets you kill pop-icons.
It doesn't matter anyway. You have failed the test of life, and I will take you all on if I must!
PICO
You think I need these fucks to help me kill you?!
To be honest, I don't give a shit about any of this society crap.
I have other plans for this world.
CASSANDRA
(Cassandra kills the goths alongside her and transforms into a Penilian. She then roars at Pico.)
(The player can shoot the gas tank behind Cassandra, blowing the wall behind her open to the outside, where the police have gathered in their squad cars.)
(Penilian Cassandra, now castrated, falls to the ground in grueling defeat, ending the boss fight.)
(Fade to black)
Six Months Later
Great news, Pico!
We've found new students to replace the dead ones!
Isn't that great?
We're busing in students from the ghetto!
Now they'll finally get the opportunity they deserve!
Say hello to your new classmates!
MR. FLACIT
(The new students walk in. Pico notices their murderous looks, and pulls out his Assault rifle.)
Pochita as a Bluey character 
OC: Caricatures 
Shane's trauma 
LITTLE CUPID 
Kairena 
Its my birthday 
Cómic #6 “Oh look :0!” 
Bikini's & Hotdogs ad 
Mister Brightside 
